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“”One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.” – A Collection of Quotes by Legendary American Writer Mark Twain

Mark Twain is one of the most well-known American novelists (Twain Books). Mark Twain was actually the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Twain was born in 1835. Samuel Clemens died in 1910 at the age of 74 in Redding, Connecticut.

Mark Twain is perhaps most celebrated for his novels “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” and “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn”.

Twain was a gifted writer and humorist and is very often quoted. We have collected here a collection of his more famous quotes for your enjoyment.

The Quotations by Mark Twain (more) …

How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it.

I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or by others.

I am an old man and have a great many troubles, But most of them never happened.

There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Some people get an eduction without going to college the rest get it after they get out.

The trouble isn’t that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn’t distributed right.

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